RJ: That, my friend, is a magical combination of corn flour, dehydrated cheese solids, BHA, BHT and good old MSG A.K.A.: the Chip.Quillo: We will turn this van around, mister!.Spike: Hey, no fighting while we're driving!.Ozzie: O, great and powerful Steve! Whaddaya want?!.Penny: I'd feel better if I just knew what it was called.RJ: Hey! It's not important! Besides, I'm the car! I'm always the car!.Lou: Why not be that snazzy lookin' iron there?.Tiger: Stop! No one has ever spoken to me like that! It it bold.I GOT MAKEUP ON MY BUTT, DUDE! And you don't even want to know about the cork! I am so sick and tired of everybody taking one look at me and running away because they think I'm filthy! WELL, I'VE got NEWS for you, I didn't got all primped and preened to have some overfed pompous puffball tell me he's too good for me. Verne: Yeah, well that's bad communication.RJ: Wish you'd have told me that sooner.Verne: If you needed the food, we would have let you have it.I'm gonna gas you so hard, your grandchildren will stink!.So we're supposed to starve 'cause your butt is vibratin'?.When that moon's full, I'm waking up and all my stuff had better be right back where it was. Hammy, What weird thing? Oh, that weird thing.Oh, oh! I can burp my ABC'S! A, B, C.That's a diaper, and you wouldn't wanna eat that.There are traps here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here.here, here, here, here, here.big one here, and maybe a few over here.For humans, enough is never enough! And what do they do with the stuff they don't eat? They put it in gleaming silver cans, just for us! Dig in! That's what they eat when they've too much food! That gets rid of the guilt so they can eat more food! Food, food, food, food, FOOD! So, you think they have enough? Well, they don't. Well, what do you know? FOOD! That is the altar where they worship.food. Humans bring the food, take the food, ship the food they drive food they wear the food! That gets the food hot! That keeps the food cold! That.! I'm not sure what that is. That is one of the many food transportation vehicles. That is the portal for the passing of food. The human being is called a 'couch potato'. We eat to live these guys live to eat! Let me show you what I'm talking about.
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